No place like home

I use to live here.

Then I moved to California, for the weather.

Plus cali has disneyland so win.

I love lihing mui!

I wish I had more. But a dollar 71 is alot for a cheap college guy.

Call me Bubba Baby

So for the past couple of days I've been eating shrimp. Shrimp noodles, Shrimp burrito, Shrimp rice, Shrimp shrimp shirmp shirpm hsirpmp shirpmpp sripmp!!!!

I'm kind of sick of it a bit now.

Which is why I'm excited for the beef noodles shes making now! It smells great!! I love it when my mom cooks she just makes everything better and delicious. It must be a Mom power.

Oh jeezs she just dropped something.

(Inserts "Why Moms are crazy story")

I can't believe how crazy my mom is. Anyways now were sitting about eating good food. And i'm think about all the past foods I ate. So much shrimp.... haha heres some pictures!

Shrimp Shrimp And SHRIMP HEADS!

El Camarones, Its Authentic Mexican I hear

Umm..... Shrimp in Ramen?....With extra raw eggs. Yum!

Haha now i'm just getting bored. But Macaroni Cheese and Shrimp?
All it needed was Rooster Sauce and BAM! Elegance..

Are all parents crazy?

Ok so just now when my mom was cooking some tasty thai food she dropped a bottle of grey goose that was chillin in the freezer. So it falls and smashes to the floor in a million pieces and there's alcohol and razor sharp glass sprawled all over the floor.

Now instead of cleaning it up like like a normal person should she actually continues to cook lunch! Why!? Why wouldn't you just take I don't know at least 5 minutes to pick up the big pieces and brush the smaller ones in a pile?

She said "The food would burn," I said "Turn off the heat," she said "It won't cook right." I said "Its fine! Your Bleeding!" And she was said with mom authority "No i'm not." And that was the end of that.

I went to go get some flip fops so at least she would keep stepping on it and throw them in to the kitchen floor. She ignored them and keep cooking. I asked her to put on the flip flops and she said "No, they've been out side and will dirty up my floor."

Oh my god! What is wrong with my Mom!? I said "You would rather step on glass then dirty your kitchen floor? The one that I can easily clean!?"

My mom said "Yes bee" while she plucked glasses shards from her foot like it happens everyday.

Now she wants me to kill a fly, shes really upset about the fly. "trying to land on my food?...it does smell good...I did not kill the fly. it did not die...." haha my mom's mumblings. She calls the fly swatter the "Fly Killer"

Haha I love my mom.

Every good day should start the Kamehameha way

Morning hair.

I hate it.

Every morning my nice usually silky looking Asian hair stands straight up! Like I some how build electricity in my sleep and then WHAM! It gets shock straight in to my hair! And its not like even cool looking wild hair or all over the place Einstein hair. Its like looking at some anime character who if not for the hair would look exactly the same as every other character in that anime.

So pretty much it looks awful.

It defies gravity.

That's kinda cool actually.

Maybe I should audition for the next Dragon ball movie. Gosh with this hair i'm a shoe in for the role.

Good Morning world. I'm ready to kick your @ss!

You know what? Me and this hair are going places, just you wait i'll be that one guy on tv with that hair....and....you know get money from it.....yeah...

A guy can dream right?

Yellow eye ramen

I regret putting my beef chunks in so soon since all the pink got washed out. Sigh with I drenched it in sriracha sauce so im excited. My leafy beef noodles is done!

I think honey mustard would good great with this actually.

Yuck! Ok deli mustard is a horrible substitute for honey mustard.

Gosh now I really want some honey mustard with this.

Towels in History!

I did not know that towels were only 160 years old. Im trying to imagine what people before that used? Did they sun dry? Perhaps people back then moved around much more so the air kicked the water off them. Maybe they just didn't care how wet they got and just had days were they stayed soaked to the bone.

I mean if u think about it the idea of a towel isn't a complicated thing. Im mean really, was wiping the wetness of too much for ancient people?

"O dear no! Its horrible George! Im terrible drenched!"

"Good god Bob! Your right! Your completely wet! Even your teeth are wet! How shameful!"

"I know George the shame is overwhelming. What can i do!?"

"I think killing your self is your only option."

"...................."

"Yes death is the only to cure your terrible, terrible shame. Here's a knife, get to it."

"Umm are you sure?"

"Yes Bob im quite sure. Do you need help? Ill be more then happy to assist you with your suicide."

"Well how about I just take this cloth I have here and wipe it off-"

"Don't be ridiculous Bob! What can a measly cloth do against such shame!
Death clearly is the only answer! Here, see the pointy end? Take it and start stabbing."

"Bu-Bu-But I don't want to! Can I just jump in place and shake it off? Or lay a bit in the sun and wait the shame away?"

"Nope."

"Darn."

...........I totally forgot what I was talking about. Meh whatever.

Tastebuds? Ha!

Haha im too lazy to actually find shoyu

Hey! You come here often sweet thighs?

So people out there.....somewhere...reading my blog.......I missed you.

Ha! Well I just got a smart phone so I decided to Resurrect my short lived blog. It was pretty un avid wasn't it? At any rate. I'm going to be posting....."stuff" up here for everyone to see and be using my cool new shiny black smart phone to do it.

So look forward to that.

Yep.

O and if I stop a suddenly like again....well just blame your self for it that alright.