Saturday, July 16, 2011

Are all parents crazy?

Ok so just now when my mom was cooking some tasty thai food she dropped a bottle of grey goose that was chillin in the freezer. So it falls and smashes to the floor in a million pieces and there's alcohol and razor sharp glass sprawled all over the floor.

Now instead of cleaning it up like like a normal person should she actually continues to cook lunch! Why!? Why wouldn't you just take I don't know at least 5 minutes to pick up the big pieces and brush the smaller ones in a pile?

She said "The food would burn," I said "Turn off the heat," she said "It won't cook right." I said "Its fine! Your Bleeding!" And she was said with mom authority "No i'm not." And that was the end of that.

I went to go get some flip fops so at least she would keep stepping on it and throw them in to the kitchen floor. She ignored them and keep cooking. I asked her to put on the flip flops and she said "No, they've been out side and will dirty up my floor."

Oh my god! What is wrong with my Mom!? I said "You would rather step on glass then dirty your kitchen floor? The one that I can easily clean!?"

My mom said "Yes bee" while she plucked glasses shards from her foot like it happens everyday.

Now she wants me to kill a fly, shes really upset about the fly. "trying to land on my food?...it does smell good...I did not kill the fly. it did not die...." haha my mom's mumblings. She calls the fly swatter the "Fly Killer"

Haha I love my mom.

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