So yesterday I got my ass kicked hard in my new kick boxing class. Now you see I always thought I was in pretty decent shape. I mean im no muscle magazine cover guy but I've been known to have girls leer at me occasionally.
Oh yeah, stud status baby!
Of course turns out that show muscles and actually usable fight muscles are completely different. I swear it only took ten minutes and I was sucking air so hard my cheeks started to bleed. My trainer was like "Stop exaggerating! It was like only 7 minutes." Yeah I think I almost cried.
Again.
Hahaha so I remembered been sprawled all over their couch in the waiting room and feeling bad because I was just soaking that couch with my sweet sweet sweat. And people were just staring some looked worried I didn't care I was just trying to survive. I was terribly hideous sight And in so much pain so much damn pain.
So I know there is something wrong with me. Because here I am, totally excited and amp for another hour of hell.
May God have mercy on my soul.
Also side note. I accidentally parked at the wrong building. So now im walking really far to get to the. Gym.
Oh and I have to pay $900 dollars too. Shoot I need a job.
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